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The Bomb Bunker

Technique 2: The Bunker Bunker

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What is The Bomb Bunker?

The Bomb Bunker is a highly secretive, highly specialized technique in the art of ducking for cover.

Why use The Bomb Bunker?

Because, let's face it, sometimes you just need a good place to hide from the impending doom.

Or, you know, from your in-laws.

Step-by-Step Instructions:

  1. Duck into the bunker
  2. Close the door behind you
  3. Wait for the explosion to pass
  4. Repeat as necessary

Technique 3: The Bunker Shuffle