A guide to finding treasure, one sprint at a time.

You're not going to find any treasure if you don't move. And by "move," I mean sprint. Like, literally sprint. As in, run as fast as humanly possible while flailing your arms like a chicken. It's a delicate dance, really.

• Step 1: Find a treasure map that's not actually a map, but a hand-drawn doodle with some squiggly lines.
• Step 2: Sprint towards a nearby pond. The treasure is probably hidden under a rock in there.
• Step 3: Leap over a small child, because who needs personal space, right?
• Step 4: Dig up the entire neighborhood. It's not like they're going to notice or anything.
• Step 5: Profit from the treasure, or, you know, just take a nap, because that's probably what the treasure is for.

And that's it! With these simple, tried-and-true techniques, you'll be well on your way to becoming the greatest treasure hunter the world has ever seen!

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