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Welcome to Early Risers Anonymous

We are an underground network of rebels who defy the tyranny of the morning alarm clock. Our mission is to spread the gospel of sleeping in, skipping the snooze, and embracing the freedom of a late start. Join us, and together we'll make the world a more relaxed, more caffeinated place.

Read our origin story and discover how we came to be.

Find out what our motto is and how it's a battle cry for the sleep-deprived.

Join a mission crew and become part of the resistance.