You know, in the grand tradition of overeating as a form of art, there are few experiences as sublime as consuming an entire pizza by yourself.
The cheese stretches, the sauce drips, the crust cracks... it's a culinary symphony of gluttony.
Of course, there are risks involved. Heartburn is just the beginning.
But for those brave souls who dare to take the challenge, there's a whole world of making your own pizza at home waiting to be devoured.
Where to buy more pizza is a question for the ages.
So, go ahead. Commit to the pizza life. Your stomach will thank you... or not.
And remember, in the immortal words of Anonymous Sauce Addict: "A pizza in the belly, a smile in the soul."