Eco-Impact Assessments

We're not just a bunch of tree-hugging, granola-munching, Prius-driving hippies (although, let's be real, we are a little bit of that). We're a serious group of scientists and engineers dedicated to understanding the real-world impact of our actions.

From the carbon footprint of your favorite energy drink to the water usage of your showerhead, we'll assess it all. Well, not your showerhead, but that's a work in progress.

Our team of experts use a combination of machine learning algorithms, spreadsheets, and pure, unadulterated math to calculate the eco-impact of every product, service, and idea under the sun (or at least under the fluorescent light of our cubicles).

And, yes, we do offer certification for products that are slightly better than the rest. Don't expect a sticker, though. We're not that type of organization.