Underdressed Citizens: A Grievance Report

Warning: The following report is not for the faint of heart or those who value subtlety in fashion. If you're looking for sartorial elegance, try the opposing report.

We, at the Underdressed Citizens Institute of Fashionable Outrage, have been monitoring the sartorial choices of local residents and have compiled this report on the most egregious underdressed citizens in our fair city.

Top 5 Underdressed Offenders

• 1. Bob from Accounting: Wore a plaid shirt with a striped tie on the same day.
• 2. Karen from the Library: Rocked a neon pink sweat suit with matching flip-flops.
• 3. Dave from the Coffee Shop: Donned a Hawaiian shirt with a pair of khakis that were 5 sizes too big.
• 4. Sue from the Bank: Wore a "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt with a "I'm Not Stupid" sash.
• 5. Tom from the Park: Had a mullet that was 10 years past its prime.

Stay classy, neighbors.

Or not.

Read about the Underdressed Wardrobe Committee's proposed solutions