Annual Report: "We're Not Dead Yet!" Edition

We Made It Through Another Year!

Despite our best efforts, we've managed to not completely collapse under the weight of our own incompetence.

Here's a summary of our accomplishments:

• We still have not lost our keys.
• Our coffee machine is still operational.
• We've managed to not get fired (for now).

Subpages:

• Departmental Budget: Because Who Needs Accountability, Anyway?
• This Page (You're Here Already, Congrats!)