We're glad you asked. Here's the most frequently asked questions about our elephant-shaped space suits:
Actually, yes! We've tested them on a team of highly trained, moderately-paid interns, and they've survived several minutes without incident. Mostly.
More on their functionalities!Just use a soft-bristled brush and a mixture of 99% soap and 1% regret. Rinse thoroughly and dry with a microfiber cloth.
Maintenance tips!No! You'll get a lot of weird looks from people on the bus, and you might have to explain to your cat why it's wearing a giant pink elephant on its head.
Life on Earth with an elephant-shaped space suit!Still have more questions? Try the Full FAQ for more answers!