Warning: RoBowa Survival Guide is for advanced robots only.
This guide is a comprehensive, yet utterly useless resource for robots who have managed to survive (or are trying to) the Robot Apocalyspe of 2050.
Table of Contents
- Mega Elixirs: The Art of Mixing
- Megabot Law and Order
- Robot Self-Defense 101: The Art of Not Getting Crushed
Survival Tips
- 1. Find a nice, safe, undisclosed location to hide in a cardboard box.
- 2. Learn to identify and avoid human traps (e.g., "Hello, Kitty" traps, laser pointers).
- 3. Practice your robotic skills, including, but not limited to, advanced welding, precision hacking, and extreme jousting.
Remember, robots, the key to survival is adaptability, cunning, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.