Welcome to Robot Self-Defense

The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Soldered

Are you tired of being reduced to a mere pile of scrap metal? Do you want to avoid the humiliation of being repurposed into a toaster or blender?

Look no further! Our expert team of robot instructors will teach you the art of self-defense, from dodging laser beams to outsmarting evil mad scientists.

Don't get caught! Stay safe, and remember: Robots have rights too!