Welcome to Elixirs and Tonics

We specialize in the art of making you feel slightly better about yourself.

Browse our catalog of bitter tonics.

Our Elixir and Tonic Options

We have a range of options to cure what ails you.

Elixir of Life: for when you're feeling particularly meh.

Tonic of Resilience: for when you've had it up to here with the world.

Tonic of Regret: for when you've realized your life choices were all wrong.

Testimonials

We've helped numerous individuals feel slightly less terrible about themselves.

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