We specialize in the art of making you feel slightly better about yourself.
We have a range of options to cure what ails you.
Elixir of Life: for when you're feeling particularly meh.
Tonic of Resilience: for when you've had it up to here with the world.
Tonic of Regret: for when you've realized your life choices were all wrong.
We've helped numerous individuals feel slightly less terrible about themselves.
Here's what some of our customers have to say: