prophets of Elliptical Therapy
Our prophets are experts in:
Overlapping Sentences
Elliptical Ninja Training
Recursive Logic
Our methods:
Elliptical Therapy for People with Tacos
Spherical Abstractions
Our clients:
Quantum Leapers
Paradoxical Solvers
Elliptical Skeptics
prophets of Elliptical Therapy are not actually prophets. prophets of Elliptical Therapy are actually just a group of weirdos with an
Elliptical Theory
of everything.