Email Policies: Where "Reply All" Means "I'm a Nightmare"

Subpages:

• Forwarding Policies: Where CC'ing Everyone is a Virtue
• Attachment Policies: Don't Even Think About It
• SPAM Policies: Because Nothing Says "I'm a Human" Like a 3 AM "Buy Now" Email

At Neo-Brutalist Email, we take our email policies very seriously. Like, seriously seriously.

Our policies are designed to make you question every decision you make, every email you send, and every human interaction you have.

We're not just talking about the usual "no email on weekends" nonsense. No, no. Our policies are a journey, a journey of self-discovery, of existential dread, and of wondering why you still can't just use "Reply All" in a meeting invite.

So, go ahead. Dive into our email policies and see where the abyss of bureaucratic despair takes you.