The Department of Unlikely Emergency Services

Section 1-2: The Inflatable Tank Protocol

A highly classified program for when the apocalypse comes and all your neighbors are trying to kill you.

Step 1: Gather all your neighbors and have them sign a waiver.

Step 2: Inflate the tank, it's gonna be a long night.

Step 3: Call for backup, but only if you're sure you can trust them.

Step 4: Prepare for the worst, but also for snacks.

For more information, or to schedule your own Inflatable Tank Protocol, please visit:

  • Waivers: The Fine Print
  • Tank Inflation and Safety Procedures
  • Backup Protocols: Who to Trust (or Not to)
  • Snack Planning and Resource Management

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