EMERGENCY EVASIVE ACTIONS

YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT!

As a master of emergency evasive actions, you must pretend to be interested in something, anything, to avoid the impending doom.

Overly Complex Explanations: Create an elaborate, 5-minute presentation on a topic you've never studied.
Overly Long Emails: Write an email that's at least 1,000 words, but still not long enough to actually convey any real information.
Overly Difficult Recommendations: Tell someone that they should try 5 different types of exotic cheese, but only after you've finished watching an hour of cat videos.

Advanced Squirrel Moves: Practice your advanced squirrel-fu to avoid actual, real-world problems.