EMERGENCY PROCEDURE

For the Unexpectedly Unprepared

Step 1: Panic. Like, really panic.

Step 2: Call 1-800-CALM-IT-IN

Step 3: Put on a brave face. You got this.

Subpage: Emergency Solutions for when things get really bad

Subpage: Emergency Snacks for when things get really, really bad

More Procedural Advice for the chronically anxious

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