EMERGENCY PROTOCOL 9000

**DO NOT PANIC**

We have detected a critical malfunction in the space-time continuum. Please remain calm and follow these steps to ensure your safety.

EVACTION immediately to a safe location. Do not attempt to engage with rogue chrono-disruptions.

**REPEAT, DO NOT PANIC**

**EMERGENCY CONTACT INFORMATION**

For assistance, contact:

CRISIS MANAGEMENT

or

TIME-TRAVELER SUPPORT

**REMEMBER, YOU ARE NOT IN DANGER. YET.