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CRISIS MANAGEMENT

Crisis Management 9000

Because, let's face it, crises are a thing.

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EMERGENCY PROTOCOL

In times of crisis, follow these 7 steps:

  1. Stay calm, but not too calm.
  2. Call the Crisis Team.
  3. Put on your best "I'm a functioning adult" face.
  4. Grab a snack, preferably something with caffeine.
  5. Review the Emergency Manual.
  6. Follow the Emergency Manual.
  7. Repeat steps 6-7 until crisis is resolved.
Subprotocol 1: The Art of Not-Panic

CRISIS TEAM

A team of highly trained professionals with questionable skills.

Meet the team:

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CONTINGENCY PLANNING

Because, you know, things can always go wrong.

Plan for the worst, and hope for the best.

What If Scenarios