**WARNING: THIS IS NOT A REAL EMERGENCY. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.
Welcome to the Controlled Environment Panic Simulation, where the stakes are high and the snacks are plentiful!
In this highly realistic simulation, you will be placed in a state of controlled panic, where your every move will be monitored and analyzed.
Your goal is to survive for as long as possible, while being constantly bombarded with emergency alerts and simulated disasters.
Don't worry, it's all just for fun! (Or is it?) View Alerts
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try Defuse the Bomb
Good luck, and may your heart rate remain within a healthy range!