For those who can't live without their screen time. This phone comes with:
- High-speed Wi-Fi for emergency streaming
- GPS navigation for finding the nearest exit
- A built-in flashlight to blind and disorient potential attackers
Side effects may include:
- Negligent behavior due to excessive scrolling
- Increased risk of carpal tunnel due to frantic texting
- Distracted walking, leading to accidents and spills
Don't say we didn't warn you.