For when your aunt's cat decides to have a parasitic infection in your living room.
Stay calm, stay hydrated, and remember that cats are like tiny little dictators. They will do what they want, when they want, and you will deal with it.
Gather supplies, including band-aids and a bottle of wine for the inevitable.
Section 2: Contain the Situation
Put the affected area on a contaminated unit to prevent further spread.
Section 3: Call for Help (But Not Too Much)
Reach for your phone and call Emergency Services Inc. (ESI) at 1-800-CAT-PROBLEM
Disclaimer: This guide is not a substitute for actual veterinary care. Please consult a professional if you value your sanity.
Q: Will this guide actually help me survive my cat's parasitic infection?
A: Only if your cat has a sense of humor.