Get ready to have your feelings mixed with flour, sugar, and a dash of existential dread.
Our bakery specializes in the art of baking emotions into edible treats. Need a cake that screams with anxiety? We've got it. A pie that radiates despair? We're on it. Or maybe you just want a simple cookie that captures the essence of ennui?
Whatever your emotional crumb needs, we've got the recipe.
Anger Cupcakes: For when you just want to scream Heartbreak Tiramisu: Because who needs a relationship, anyway? Ennui Mille-Feuille: Flaky layers of apathy, stacked high Paranoid Pastry: Where every bite is a reminder you're being watched