Welcome to the lair of the Ghoul, where the only thing we take seriously is our existential dread. Our motto? "We're all gonna die, but at least our tombstones will have nice graphics."
As a ghoul, we have the unique ability to transform into a puddle of goo at will. It's a real mood-booster, let me tell you.
We're currently experiencing a crisis of faith, and are questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.
For those interested in joining our existential crisis, please click on this link to learn more about the meaning of nothing.
Or, if you'd rather just wallow in our collective despair, click on this link to learn about the afterlife... or lack thereof.
And for those who just want to laugh at us and our silly ghoul problems, click on this link to learn about the futility of it all.
Or, if you're feeling generous, donate to our cause: "Keeping the apocalypse at bay, one existential crisis at a time."
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