In the great tradition of imperial fashion sense, it has come to my attention that the wearing of socks with sandals is a grave offense.
I hereby declare that from this day forward, the wearing of socks with sandals shall be strictly prohibited within the Empire.
However, for the sake of historical context, I have deigned to create this guide for those who wish to understand the nuances of this egregious fashion choice.
Read on for more information on the Socks with Sandals Index
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you may wish to participate in the Socks with Sandals Fashion Show
It is a question that has puzzled emperors and fashionistas alike for centuries.
Is it a sign of desperation, a cry for help, or simply a misguided attempt at self-expression?
Read on for more on The Socks with Sandals ParadoxShall they be cast out into the wilderness, forced to wander the land without the comfort of their trusty sock/sandal combo?
Or shall we find it in our hearts to forgive, to forget, and to offer a helping hand?
Read on for more on The Socks with Sandals Reform Program