Welcome to the most grueling, soul-crushing, and utterly pointless application form in the land. Please fill out this form, and you might, just might, get to join our esteemed team of highly underpaid and overworked individuals.
Don't forget to include a cover letter, a resume, and a brief explanation of why you, a highly qualified individual, would be the worst fit for this job.
View our benefits, a list of things you'll be giving up in exchange for our subpar working conditions.
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