At Corporate Chaos HQ, we understand that sometimes your body decides to stage a coup. When that happens, please refer to our comprehensive sick leave policy.
For more information, visit our Employee Handbook for the full policy
Or, you know, just Google it. We're not your mom.
Disability Guidelines | Because things can get real bad Workers Compensation | Because you might need itDon't forget to fill out your Sick Leave Request Form in triplicate.