Sick Leave Guidelines

At Corporate Chaos HQ, we understand that sometimes your body decides to stage a coup. When that happens, please refer to our comprehensive sick leave policy.

Step 1: Notify your supervisor. They'll be thrilled.
Step 2: Submit a doctor's note or a hastily scribbled excuse on a cocktail napkin
Step 3: Take a minimum of 3 days to recover. Any less is just rude.

For more information, visit our Employee Handbook for the full policy

Or, you know, just Google it. We're not your mom.

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Don't forget to fill out your Sick Leave Request Form in triplicate.