Employee Burnout Confessions

Where the daily grind gets a little too much.

I'm a software engineer who's been coding for 12 hours straight.

I've forgotten what my cat looks like.

I've eaten 3 entire pizzas by myself.

I've started to think that 'Ctrl + S' is the new 'Ctrl + A'.

I think my eyes are bleeding

I'm a marketing manager with a 2-hour commute.

I've spent more time in meetings than in my bed.

I've mastered the art of nodding off in 2 seconds.

I've started to think that 'synergy' is just a fancy word for 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

I'm pretty sure I'm being slowly driven insane

I'm an IT guy with 3 monitors.

I've spent more time in front of the computer than with a human being.

I've started to think that ' rebooting' is the answer to all life's problems.

I've forgotten how to turn it off

I've become the human equivalent of a Windows 98

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