Employee Handbook

Welcome to the most exciting, thrilling, and occasionally bewildering employee handbook you'll ever read!

Our company's motto is "We're not just an employer, we're a family... of slightly dysfunctional individuals who occasionally forget to pay our bills on time."

Click here for benefits information, but let's be real, it's not like we have any actual benefits.

Our CEO, Bob, has a pet goldfish that has more vacation days than you do. Don't ask.

Learn more about our company policy on fish-related expenses.

We value creativity and productivity, unless you're trying to "think outside the box." In that case, please just stick to the script.

Find out more about our strict policies on creative freedom (just kidding, we have no idea what that even means).