This prestigious event recognizes the most accomplished burpers in the land. Our esteemed judges have selected the top contenders for the coveted Golden Gaseous award.
Top 3 Burpers:
Bert the Burper (#1): 37.5 burps per minute
Carol the Burper (#2): 34.8 burps per minute
Bob the Unmentionable (#3): 31.2 burps per minute (disqualified for excessive belching)
Special Mentions:
Steve the Sneezer (honorable mention for his impressive 17.8 sneezes per minute)
Jim the Jester (honorable mention for his creative use of air pockets)