Directions:
From the office, walk east on 5th street for 3.5 blocks, then turn left onto Main St. Walk for 2 blocks, then turn right onto Nowheresville Ave. Continue on Nowheresville Ave for 1.5 blocks. The nearest cafe will be on your left.
Or, you know, just Google it.
ETA: 10-15 minutes, depending on traffic, construction, and existential dread.
Distance: 2.3 miles, 1.2 kilometers. Don't worry, it's not that far.