John: The Bug Finder

Award-Winning Bug Chaser

Meet John, our resident bug-finding extraordinaire. This master of the mundane has spent years perfecting the art of finding things that don't belong.

Achievements:

• Found 5 bugs in the codebase of "Bureaucracy 2.0" within 3 hours
• Discovered a 2-day old donut in the break room fridge
• Identified the root cause of the "Monday Morning Slump" in productivity