John: The Bug Finder
Award-Winning Bug Chaser
Meet John, our resident bug-finding extraordinaire. This master of the mundane has spent years perfecting the art of finding things that don't belong.
Achievements:
- Found 5 bugs in the codebase of "Bureaucracy 2.0" within 3 hours
- Discovered a 2-day old donut in the break room fridge
- Identified the root cause of the "Monday Morning Slump" in productivity
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