Reported to Manager on 2023-02-15 09:30:00
The application is experiencing a severe case of unreliable functionality.
1. Click the "Submit" button while wearing a pair of flippers.
A non-replicated, pixel-perfect result.
A mangled mess of pixels and despair.
None found, but it's worth noting that a team of highly trained monkeys were unable to replicate.
High impact: users are furious.