John's Employee Profile

John is our top-performing intern, mainly because he doesn't get distracted by shiny objects.

Job Title: Intergalactic Intern

Reports to: Bob, our fearless leader (and actual boss)

Skills:

• Caffeine consumption
• Procrastination techniques
• Unrealistic optimism
• Occasional competence

Achievements:

• Survived coffee machine jam
• Completed 3 projects on time (by sheer luck)
• Did not get lost in the break room

John's favorite things:

• His cat, Mr. Whiskers
• The number 42 (just kidding, he doesn't actually like it)

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