John's Employee Profile
John is our top-performing intern, mainly because he doesn't get distracted by shiny objects.
Job Title: Intergalactic Intern
Reports to: Bob, our fearless leader (and actual boss)
Skills:
- Caffeine consumption
- Procrastination techniques
- Unrealistic optimism
- Occasional competence
Achievements:
- Survived coffee machine jam
- Completed 3 projects on time (by sheer luck)
- Did not get lost in the break room
John's favorite things:
- His cat, Mr. Whiskers
- The number 42 (just kidding, he doesn't actually like it)
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