Our CFO is a Mad Scientist

Meet Jane, the CEO's right-hand woman. By day, she crunches numbers and makes financial magic happen. By night, she secretly plots world domination from the confines of our break room.

We're not kidding. She's got an entire laboratory hidden behind a bookshelf in her office, complete with test tubes, beakers, and a 'World's Okayest CFO' trophy.

When not busy taking over the world, Jane enjoys long walks on the beach, reading the latest financial news, and sipping lattes with her robot butler, Steve.