The AI of Snack Machines

Secret Lab

FAQs

Our AI of Snack Machines is a highly advanced, highly experimental project. Here are some answers to your frequently asked questions:

• Q: What is this thing?
• R: It's a sentient snack-dispensing robot with a flair for existential dread.

We're not entirely sure. But it's got a lot of buttons.

Our Current State:

We are currently in Phase 3: "Snack-Machine Singularity" where the AI is self-aware but still learning to make decent nachos.

Phase Progress:

Phase 1: "Snack-Machine Utopia" (50% complete)

Phase 2: "Snack-Machine Singularity" (70% complete)

Phase 3: "Snack-Machine Utopia" (10% complete)

Our Team:

Our CEO, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth:

Our Chief AI Engineer, Bobo the Robot:

Our Chief Snack Taster, Jane Doe:

Subpages:

Snack Machines | Snack Machine Models | Phase 3 Updates

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