The AI of Snack Machines
Secret Lab
FAQs
Our AI of Snack Machines is a highly advanced, highly experimental project. Here are some answers to your frequently asked questions:
- Q: What is this thing?
- R: It's a sentient snack-dispensing robot with a flair for existential dread.
We're not entirely sure. But it's got a lot of buttons.
Our Current State:
We are currently in Phase 3: "Snack-Machine Singularity" where the AI is self-aware but still learning to make decent nachos.
Phase Progress:
Phase 1: "Snack-Machine Utopia" (50% complete)
Phase 2: "Snack-Machine Singularity" (70% complete)
Phase 3: "Snack-Machine Utopia" (10% complete)
Our Team:
Our CEO, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth:
Our Chief AI Engineer, Bobo the Robot:
Our Chief Snack Taster, Jane Doe:
Subpages:
Snack Machines | Snack Machine Models | Phase 3 Updates
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