Because, you know, the apocalypse will be a real bummer without snacks.
Here are the top 5 Snack Machines of the Future:
It doesn't just dispense snacks, it also plays the Macarena.
It uses quantum entanglement to deliver snacks at infinite speed.
You'll need to be a ninja to get your snack from this one.
It's like a vending machine, but with more flashing lights.
It has a built-in coffee machine, because, priorities.