The Pension Withdrawal Counter

Due to the recent economic downturn, we've been forced to create a system to track your pension withdrawals. Please note that this system is not actually a real thing, but it looks like one.

Current Withdrawal Status: 0% of your life savings have been withdrawn

Withdrawal Amount: $0.00

See Withdrawn Amounts for more information

Fill out a withdrawal form for more money

Check our pension withdrawal policy for more information on our totally-not-made-up rules