Welcome, Steve, Lord of the Code

Steve is a middle-aged programmer who still lives with his parents.

Employee Benefits

Free pizza Fridays!
Flexible work hours, as long as you work on Fridays
Complimentary beer fridge in the break room

Learn about Bob, the Intern

Bob, the Intern

Bob, the Intern

Bob is a 19-year-old coding novice who still lives in his parents' basement.

Benefits

A free Xbox in the break room
Flexible work hours, as long as you work on Fridays
A complimentary "I'm not a nerd, I'm a programmer" t-shirt

Learn about Steve's Commute

Steve's Commute

Steve's Commute

Steve commutes 5 miles from his house to the office, but only walks the last mile because he likes the exercise

Commute Stats

5 miles by car, 1 mile on foot
Averaged 30 minutes of listening to podcasts per mile
Has a 1 in 10 chance of getting a parking ticket

Learn about Bob's Commute