Presented to Team Member 2, for their exceptional ability to arrive at the office at 10:45 AM every Friday.
This award is not a reflection of their punctuality on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, or Thursdays, but rather a testament to their dedication to the art of procrastination.
Accept this award, Team Member 2, as a symbol of your unwavering commitment to the weekend.
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// Team Member 2's Award Acceptance Speech
function lateTo prophets() {
return true;
}
console.log(lateToProphets());