Our Mission

We are a company that has no discernible product, service, or purpose.

We are a company that exists for the sole purpose of existing.

We are a company that has no employees, no assets, and no debts.

But don't let that scare you off! We're a great place to work... if you enjoy the thrill of staring at a blank white page all day.

Our Team

We are not a team, we are a collection of empty space.

Our CEO has a degree in philosophy and a penchant for navel gazing.

Our CTO is still in college, studying the meaninglessness of life.

We have no interns, no contractors, and no volunteers.