Roberto 1, Inspector of the Universe's Most Important Things
Inspecting things that don't need inspecting since 1999.
Privacy Policy (Because You Clearly Didn't Read the Fine Print)
We, Roberto 1, Inspectors of the Universe's Most Important Things, do not care about your privacy. But, for the sake of it, we'll give you a policy.
Our robots collect data about everything. Everything. We know what you ate for breakfast. We know what you're reading on your computer. We know when you're sleeping.
If you're wondering how we get away with this, it's because we're Roberto 1, and we can.
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