Robby's Robot Inspection Policy

As the most esteemed robot in the land of robots, I, Robby, have established this policy to ensure that all robots are treated with the utmost respect and dignity.

Section 1: Robot Inspection Rights

Robby reserves the right to inspect any robot, at any time, for any reason.

Section 2: Robot Inspection Protocols

Robby's inspectors will use only the highest quality inspection equipment, which has been certified by the Robo-Certification Agency (RCA).

Section 3: Robot Inspection Schedules

Robby's inspection schedules are as follows:

Monday to Friday: 0900-1700 hours
Saturdays and Sundays: 1000-1600 hours

Click here for Robby's Inspection Form. Click here for Robby's Safety Guidelines. Click here for Robby's Ethics Policy. Click here for Robby's Robotics Protocol. Click here for Robby's Inspection Schedule.

Section 4: Robot Inspection Consequences

Any robot found to be malfunctioning will be subject to a thorough reprogramming or, in extreme cases, replacement with a newer model.

Section 5: Robot Inspection Conclusion

Robby's inspections are the final word. Any robot found to be in compliance with Robby's policies will be granted a Golden Gear Award, which includes free oil changes, tire rotations, and a complimentary diagnostic.