Robot Inspection Report for Model R-9000
Section 1: Safety Precautions
- Warning: Robot may spontaneously combust if exposed to direct sunlight.
- Do not operate in areas with loose floorboards, as robot may get its wires crossed.
Section 2: Mechanical Inspections
- CHECK: Robot's joints are well-greased and lubricated.
- CHECK: Robot's batteries are fully charged, but not overcharged (we've all seen what happened to poor R-5000).
Section 3: System Checks
- CHECK: Robot's sensors are calibrated for optimal snack detection.
- CHECK: Robot's communication systems are functioning within acceptable ranges of sanity.
Inspection complete! Robot is ready for deployment. Or is it?
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