As of 2023, the government has officially banned Velcro shoes from being worn in public due to excessive use of the word "rip" when taking off.
You may still wear them in private, but be aware that you risk being caught by our highly trained Velcro shoe inspectors, who patrol the streets in sleek black hoverbikes, equipped with the latest in rip-detection technology.
Inspectors are authorized to seize and confiscate any offending shoes, and may issue fines up to 10,000 credits for repeat offenders.
Don't risk it, citizens. Stay safe, stay stylish, and stick with the approved footwear.