Due to excessive reports of joyriding, reckless driving, and general shenanigans, remote control car convertible owners are hereby prohibited from operating their vehicles on public roads. Repeat offenders will be subject to fines, community service, and/or forced watching of an endless loop of cat videos.
Why the ban? Because we value safety, and the thought of 10-year-olds piloting 100mph+ vehicles at a crowded park is, frankly, terrifying.