Officially Banned: 7-Remote-Control-Car-Convertible-Owners
Enforced by the Ministry of Highway Safety and Sanity (MHSS)
By order of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief, all remote control cars that resemble convertibles have been banned from public roads.
As of 2023, any vehicle with a remotely controlled body that opens like a convertible is considered a hazard to society. The government has issued the following edicts:
- Article 1: Any vehicle that can be controlled from more than 10 feet away will be confiscated and destroyed.
- Article 2: Owners of such vehicles will receive a lifetime supply of therapy sessions.
- Article 3: Repeat offenders will be forced to watch an endless loop of 80s power ballads.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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