Enforcement of Prohibited Items: Remote Control Car Convertible Seat

Section 7, Subsection 3: Excessive Luxury

As of 2023, the Ministry of Redundancy and Unnecessary Regulation has deemed the Remote Control Car Convertible Seat a threat to public safety. This section outlines the rules and fines for owning such an item.

Why, you ask, would the government care about a car seat that can be controlled with a remote? Well, have you ever seen a toddler with a toy car remote? It's like they're trying to take over the world. And what's to stop them? This seat, with its sleek design and precision controls, could be used to command an army of autonomous vehicles, bringing civilization to a grinding halt.

Consequences of non-compliance:

• $500 fine for first-time offenders
• Community service: 100 hours of watching paint dry
• Banishment to a remote-controlled toaster island

Links to related subpages:

Remote Control Car Convertibles: History and Statistics

Remote Control Car Convertible Owners: A List of the Known and Unknown