Enforcement of Prohibited Items 2023

Enforcement of Prohibited Items 2023

Section 8: Magnetic Mouse Traps

The year is 2023, and the realm is in shambles. It has come to our attention that certain contraptions have been causing quite a ruckus in our fair domain.

Article 1: The Magnetic Mouse Trap Conundrum

These devices, while seemingly innocuous, pose a grave threat to the safety and well-being of our subjects. Their use has been strictly prohibited, lest you wish to incur the wrath of the Enforcer's mighty hammer.

But wait, there's more! Click here for more information on the Enforcer's personal favorite ways to deal with these pesky creatures.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brazen, click here for our special section on "How to Build Your Own Magnetic Mouse Trap, Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do With Your Life."

Enforcement of Prohibited Items 2023 - A Division of the Ministry of the Realm's Internal Affairs. All rights reserved, except for the rights of the Enforcer, which are not reserved, because I'm the Enforcer, and I can do what I want.

Contact the Enforcer at enforcer@realm.gov