It's that time of the year again, when our beloved fanny packs become an existential threat to society. In 2023, we've reached new heights of fanny pack excess.
Here are the top 9 Fanny Packs with Excessive Camo that will get you banned from all social gatherings:
Because who needs a wallet when you can wear your money on your belt?
It's like they're trying to make a statement, but really they're just trying to get a good night's sleep.
Because who needs subtlety when you can have 17 different colors and 3D shapes?
It's like they're trying to attract the attention of every moth in a 5-block radius.
When you thought it was just a tree, but it's really a fanny pack.
It's like they're trying to make a statement, but really they're just trying to blind you with shine.
Because who needs a normal fanny pack when you can have one that's also a science fiction prop?
It's like they're trying to make you see yourself, but really they're just trying to blind you with glare.
Because who needs a functional wallet when you can have one that's also a crime against fashion?
Check out our comprehensive guide to Excessive Fanny Pack Enforcement of 2023 for more details.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try The Fanny Pack Hacking Guide for tips on how to disable these fashion monstrosities.