The Fanny Pack Fiasco of 2023

A Year of Excessive Camo

It's that time of the year again, when our beloved fanny packs become an existential threat to society. In 2023, we've reached new heights of fanny pack excess.

Here are the top 9 Fanny Packs with Excessive Camo that will get you banned from all social gatherings:

1. Gold-Plated Fanny Pack

Because who needs a wallet when you can wear your money on your belt?

2. Vulcanized Fanny Pack

It's like they're trying to make a statement, but really they're just trying to get a good night's sleep.

3. Sequined Fanny Pack

Because who needs subtlety when you can have 17 different colors and 3D shapes?

4. Glowing Fanny Pack

It's like they're trying to attract the attention of every moth in a 5-block radius.

5. Sequoia Print Fanny Pack

When you thought it was just a tree, but it's really a fanny pack.

6. Gold-Foil Fanny Pack

It's like they're trying to make a statement, but really they're just trying to blind you with shine.

7. Vulcanized Fanny Pack with Satin Vane

Because who needs a normal fanny pack when you can have one that's also a science fiction prop?

8. Mirrored Fanny Pack

It's like they're trying to make you see yourself, but really they're just trying to blind you with glare.

9. Glitter Fanny Pack

Because who needs a functional wallet when you can have one that's also a crime against fashion?

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