Remote Control Toaster Ovens: A Threat to Society

As of 2023, Remote Control Toaster Ovens are strictly prohibited due to their inherent dangers to humanity. These sleek and seemingly harmless appliances have been deemed a threat to global security, as they have been known to turn on their owners' spouses and randomly toast entire batches of bread without warning.

Why, you ask, would you need a link to a page about how to disable them? Well, let's just say some people might need help.

Disable Remote Control Toaster Ovens: A How-To Guide Learn more about the Remote Control Toaster Oven Ban Understand why your spouse might be plotting against you

Don't say we didn't warn you...

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